All Computers Suck Equally
January 29th, 2008 by Jeff Kee| - Related Posts - |
There’s always debate and hype about which type of computer is better. Should you buy a Microsoft base computer with Windows Vista or XP on it for business computation purposes? Or use an Apple computer with the OSX Leopard installed in order to experience smooth and easy computing with more drag-and-drop? Is Apple more stable? But isn’t Windows better for software compatibility and high-caliber business applications?
My Macbook pro does run the Adobe CS3 suite quite fast and smoothly with very little margin for error or slowing down. And the expose and stack features are just amazing for productivity. But then I still miss the interface of Microsoft Excel which was much more technical, while Numbers 08, my Apple, feels more like a granny’s software with its short list of functions and menus, and the overly “easy-to-use” feel to it. It’s a spreadsheet program and I expect a hundred buttons, not thirty. But then that’s simply a matter of preference I guess.
I remember the age old problems with Windows XP of not being able to shut down the computer due to some error, or that problem where a virus would infiltrate within seconds of booting unless you patch your Service Pack 2 immediately before connecting to the internet without a firewall. Routers did more than just route - it was important to start up your computer for the first time unless you already had the latest patch pre-installed. And then there was that Windows Vista problem where the wireless network was fine but the LAN connection would be a 50/50 for connectivity, not to mention it would slow down a lot trying to perform its fancy graphic effects not meant for Windows based systems.
My conclusion after going through all of the major Microsoft Operating Systems, as well as switching to Apple with convincing from some friends, is that ALL COMPUTERS JUST SUCK EQUALLY, and problems will never stop because nothing is perfect. So I will just shut the hell up, not complain, and simply do my best to try to fix each bug as they come along. Microsoft’s claim that Vista is the most stable and functional OS ever was a scam, and so was Apple’s claim that “It just works.” It’s all a sack full of crap just like Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy. It’s a bundle of deceits just like the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and successful democracies installed in all of US conquered territories. It’s a… OK I’ve run out of analogies. Computers suck, just like Britney Spears.. and Clay Aiken.. I’d make a joke about Heath Ledger sucking in Brokeback Mountain but that would be disrespectful cause he just died.






but it’s the challenge of it all that you really love isnt’ it… the catch 22. u added me to ichat? cool.
I just Stumbled your blog and I’ve been going through and reading your posts for the past 3 hours straight. I agree with you 100% that all computers suck. That’s a painful realization that I’ve recently come to terms with.
I definitely look forward to reading more of what you have to say in the future.
Thanks for your comments Tim! I’ll come up with more interesting stuff. I know that Hell’s physical property post made a big hit but the main gist of this blog is business, technology, and some politics/social issues!
See you around!
ha ha ha, well you already made your joke so you don’t need to care is this is respecful or not,
anyway, you are right, all computers suck, I was wondering which one is the best and how to get a good one as I was looking for one and everybody told me something different,
I liked what you have said (nothing is perfect),
So keep the good job and work hard!
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great article.
“It’s a bundle of deceits just like the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and successful democracies installed in all of US conquered territories”
haha i love it.. and agree totally.
haha thanks.. political satire is one of those things i love very much.