The owner is some old idiot who just lets the dog bark to its heart’s content, he is retired and at home all the time so it’s not like he’s at work all day not realising the dog’s driving the neighbours mad.

For this reason I don’t think talking to him would have any effect, he’s just like a bad parent who spoils his children letting them do whatever they want, he knows we’re at home all day so obviously he doesn’t give a rat’s arse.

Another reason I don’t want to complain to him directly, is that every other neighbour around has been here for many years (and are obviouly deaf), whilst we’ve only been here a couple of months; so if we complain and then the dog turns up dead we’d naturally be the prime suspects.

Anyway, I really want to know of a quick, fool-proof and untraceable way of killing the annoying fucker; and I need it to be quick because we live literally 100 meters from a vet’s clinic so I wouldn’t want the stupid animal to be saved by the quick intervention of a vet!!!! So I need something that WILL kill it overnight.

This means I would need to throw something into his front garden that it could eat leaving no trace; so anti-freeze is out of the question. Also the drano crystals, if I make meatballs with them and the stupid thing doesn’t eat them all, it would be obvious that it was premeditated. I guess I need something that any kind passerby could’ve fed it as a treat. Someone posted the exact amount of chocolate needed, but I really need to know if this is enough to kill it in a few hours, I wouldn’t want it to just get a bad stomach ache and then recover!!!! A bit worried after reading
Lori’s post, even though it made me laugh out loud!!! So funny!!!

Please, please, please, please, please help!!!!

You guys out there with normal levels of brain fluid are correct. Calling cops, city, etc does not work. This one mutt has had at least 5 neighbors formally complain over the last few months; nothing done.

To uno_who BWAHH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! WTF are you Napoleon Dynamite! If you think you can kill a determined Pitbull with your bare hands you’re a RETARD! Pitbulls are the only dog I actually like (they kill other dogs). Pits are well nigh impervious to pain, fast as lightning and they have a bone crushing bite force. Whatever appendage they grab on you will be broken and thoroughly shredded in moments. You’re telling me you can function while your arm or leg is actually being broken crushed and spun around by a 65 lb vise with teeth in it?!?!? Bullshit! If and it’s a BIG if…. but “IF” you could keep your shit together enough to get any other part of your body near that Pits head they’d rip it off before you had a chance to blink much less blind them. The Pits head will be snapping back and forth so fast while they ripped off your first appendage that its tightly closed eyes will be a slight blur of a target anyway. Pits were bred to fight bulls and bears regardless of injury. You ain’t shit to a Pit (until the Pit poops you out after he rips off your hands & eats your face). Please put your ninja dog killing skills on YouTube so we can all have a real laugh while you’re eaten alive.

Or better yet YouTube a friend closing a 65 lb bear trap on your arm or leg and then have them snatch it around as hard as they can while you show us how cool you are under fire. Maybe you could write your name while singing the star spangled banner or something to prove your calm demeanor under the intense pain and stress of dismemberment. HA, HA, HA!

Too bad your dog problem moved because gravy dipped ibuprofen is a dead dog taste treat sensation. Buy a 100 pack of Tylenol and dip the unopened bottle in gravy cap first then give it to your bane for a chew toy. If the dog is a pussy or your alone time is limited you may need to do it more than once to make convincing damage to the cap and seal. Don’t let the dog chew past removing the cap (be patient) if necessary you can help the seal by poking a sharpened pencil into it to remove it. Now chose a time that will maximize the dog’s exposure you’ll need time for the poison to act (10 hrs or better). Dump out about half the bottle into a bowl or cup, in a separate cup or bowl pour a small amount of gravy dip the pills a few a time and feed em to your buddy until gone. Don’t dump them together unless the dog is a big quick eater (the pills will melt and make the gravy bitter).
A few tips to insure effectiveness:

1) Don’t leave the Tylenol bottle around until the day of the happy accident
2) Remove all sources of water dump water bowl and close bathroom doors before you leave.
3) Toss the gravy container right away don’t leave it in the trash or store in common areas.
4) Rinse the cap and bottle then leave them on the floor doofus might eat some more after you leave (if any are left)
5) Don’t be the first one home but if you are stop any unnecessary breathing with a slightly moist towel
6) If at first you don’t succeed try, try again. Next time use unsweetened baker’s chocolate and gravy (5oz per 50 lbs of dog). Baker’s chocolate is the most concentrated form of chocolate poison it takes 25x more regular chocolate to be as effective. Don’t leave the container lying around this time unless you use baker’s chocolate a lot.

And last of all SUPER F U to Setay Mada (Adam Yates?) tell us where you live ya DOUCHE! I hope I kill your dog someday! Now I’m going to run down every dog I see just on the off chance ya fart huffer

Sic Semper Evello Mortem Canis!!!

I hope our family dog ain’t nothing like Lori

this goes to show that sometimes parents have to listen to their kids, they don’t wanna give away the dog? Well, they leave me no choice

If you are a very sick bastard, inject it hydrochloric acid or mercury. I heard that’s not very healthy…

I agree with some of the other people….you don’t know the dog or the people you are calling all kinds of stuff here.
I love my dog, and many other dogs I come in close contact with in a frequent basis….but also hate and have hated a good few. Unwanted, uncared for dogs are a pain to many and need to be “taken care of”.
Also, I would advice you to NEVER threaten people over the internet…..every computer has an IP….and they are ALL traceable. I truly doubt some dog lover agency out there is ever gonna blow taxpayer money tracing the geo-location of some guy who could not find a better way to end his unrequested problem….however, if you even had the brains or ability to trace the guys whereabouts…and decided to go pay him a visit, I bet the FBI would have a GREAT TIME WITH YOU!
With love,
another Nazi(as you call us).

by the way: I think you are a dumb a*s