How To Kill A Dog
April 25th, 2007 by Jeff Kee | - Related Posts - |
My roommate said one day she’ll get a dog. I’m a dog person but a dog in a high-rise apartment is an annoyance. But she said it was a half Jack-Russel, so I figured it would be a small dog. Turns out it was half Jack Russel and half Boxer. Boxers are big. Unfortunately, the only smallness in size it had inherited from the Jack Russel was the small brain, attached to a big body.
I’ve been putting up with piss on the hardwood floor, piss on my bed (the one time I forget to close my bedroom door…), items ripped apart into little pieces shrewn all over the living room, and then my idiot roommate cleaned up dog piss with one of my towels, as I realized while I was doing my laundry. The dog even chewed a bit of one of my nice shoes. It has little bite marks here and there. Since the dog came I’ve had to remember to put the shoes away in my closet etc. The other day, I was making steak. I put the steak on the countertop, went to my bedroom to grab something and when I came back the dog had eaten half the steak. It’s ill-mannered enough to swipe food off the kitchen counter top.
Suggest to me the best way to kill a dog and I’ll review your blog for free. Options already covered include poisoning, tossing it out the the window (I live on the 13th floor), silently taking it to my car and drive to the Northern Mountains and leave it their for the black bears in the region.
No need to kill it to get rid of it buddy. Your lease agreement or the strata bylaws in your building may have pet restrictions. Look it up and show it to your roommate. if they don’t do anything about it, bribe a neighbour to file a complaint. But before you do anything, be prepared that you’ll lose this roommate over the dog.
Nope, regulations allow dogs in this building.
Does your lease agreement allow you to keep a dog. Most landlords do not allow pets and if they do, you may need to pay a pet deposit.
I did think of that recently. I might enforce that one.
Great suggestion. Do this, and you’ll have two stupid animals out of your life. Go out and find yourself a woman who doesn’t like dogs - your life will be better.
Kill the dog and feed it to your roommate. That is suitable punishment for the beast as well as the owner.
Dogs make a tasty treat! Just invite some hungry Vietnamese or Koreans over for dinner and they’ll take care of the rest
eh I’m Korean. But I still wouldn’t eat this one.
I love dogs, they’re delicious!
I am a dog/animal lover. I am a vegetarian. I respect all life. And.. I want to kill two dogs. I am in Thailand and I just got attacked by two wild dogs on a very main street just around 10 pm. They surprise attacked me as I rode by in the middle of the street on a bicycle. I have never shown fear or ever been attacked by a dog in my home of America. Ive had some mild confrontations on my paper route when I was 10 but like I said I dont fear the dog and I honestly love and respect the dog. I was really attacked by these two dogs on the main road as I rode my host’s bike to get supplies at a nearby 7-11. They attacked me by surprise going and nearly toppled me of my bike and Im so lucky not to be bit. On my way back since I knew no other route I was ready for them with a bottle of lemonade I puchased not intending to drink. They too were ready and it was all I could do to smash the bottle in their faces and sream at the top of my lungs to scare them and to my surprise even though I thwarted that attack I had pack of maybe 6 or 7 wild dogs get in on the fracas and charged me right up to the gate of the gated guarded neighborhood my Thai friends live in. AS it turns out they do nothing about wild dogs here and just remain prisoner in their homes I mean cars are safe and motorbikes but they just condone the dogs otherwise as friendly beggars in the hot sun and when its dark the dogs turn pack and wild and I guess rule the dark neighborhood streets. I can not accept this. My ride was peaceful and I passed many sleeping or friendly dogs. I repeat I love dogs and now I think I want to be a hero to that small block and kill these two dogs. There are dogs everywhere here in Bangkok. I want to kill these dogs so people can walk around at night. So I looked up how to kill a dog on google and All I hear is people from the states saying “dont kill the poor dog…etc..” Fuck that. Have you ever been attacked by wild dogs in a 3rd world country? I will kill these dogs so I need info on how to do it with out getting bit by these potentially rabid mosquitos.
i understabd what you are saying, brother. i was attacked by a neighbor’s dog, who knew me for years. i would go to their house all the time. the dog knew me. yet one day, i came into the yard, and this monstrosity of a dog leaped up on me–i was 9 years old–and tore into my arm. i still have the scars, 25 years later. that dog should have been put down. but these neighbors were the psycho “dog people” type, and did nothing about it. i could have been killed as a small child. i think you would be doing your community by taking these monster animals out. you could be saving innocent lives! find a way…
If you really want to kill those dogs, it is simple. If you have weapons, use them, if not you can make a spear. If you don’t want to get involved in a fight with wild dogs and want to keep your distance poison them. Chocolate is toxic to dogs and in large amounts can kill them in a matter of days. If more speed is needed use watch batteries, they are extremely poisonous and they could be dead in 12 hours. Another way is with bleach or with Tylenol, Acetaminophen, Paracetamol or whatever the name is for your anti-flu pills. Moth balls are also deadly. If your toothpaste has boric acid, it is also poisonous to dogs. Use any of these methods in combination with a piece of meat and they’re history. Good luck.
I’ve never understood how someone can keep a dog in an apartment - my dog bugs me every hour or so, but I would be too lazy to do it if it involved 13 floors.
I agree… these dogs in apts need to be very domesticated. And this one is worse behaved than some dogs I’ve seen in houses with back yards.
Shooting it in the face would probably attract too much attention and you might piss off your roommate. The best way to kill someone (or something) is to either 1.) make it so they kill themselves or 2.) make it so that someone else kills them by accident. The job gets done and nothing implicates you.
If you really want to get elaborate, slip something in the dog’s food which makes it really sick. Your roommate calls the vet and the vet tells her to bring it in. Go to the vet’s office and knock him out and disguise yourself as the vet. Declare that the dog needs immediate surgery, screw it up and go tell your friend “Sorry, there was nothing more I could do.”
Remember to wear a surgeon mask. All of us Asians look the same anyways.
it’s scary how detail-oriented your reply is. and on top of that, the fact that the first two points are prob actually valid. oh ed…
Attention to detail is absolutely essential or else those guys from CSI are going to hand you your ass. It separates the wannabes from the full time killers like Leon and 47.
Your imagination is so sick and cruel i love it so much.
You should be the next marin scorcese.. or at least some B grade horror movie director.
Are you an asian from Thailand? I love Asians and other people and dogs but I agree sometimes you might want to kill a dog if they are attacking you. If they are annoying you maybe there are options but if your in Thailand after dark and are attacked do you have a weapon? Are you safe? I dont feel safe. I hate when people play the race card my asian friend. In America we love and spade/ nueter are dogs so wild packs that threaten humans dont form in neighborhoods. We dont let them rule the streets at night and we dont eat them. What?
u r really a fuckin idiot to give such an ideas…u asshole…use ur brain which god gave it to u
before you kill it, can you torture it a little bit . . . leave another steak lying around and fill it with hot peppers and jalapenos . . . . ever hear that dogs can’t eat chocolate? well, feed him some hersheys and tell us why! . . . . . i still think PETAs coming after your ass, so to save yourself some jail time, come up with a concoction that leads the dog towards your balconey (ideally with another pepper laced steak) and once he steps in the right spot, a spring loaded panel (hidden to your roommate of course) in the floor launches the dog over the railing and into the crisp vancouver air! That’s doggy-suicide if I’ve ever heard of it . . . . oh, to absolve yourself from any blame . . place a sign at the window that says “walk on at your own risk”
Ha I should just capture a live seagull, hang it out the window, and tempt it to jump out to get it. And I’ll defend myself saying it was an ornament for my visual pleasure.
Wait, you have a girl roomate??? haha..How is that going for you? Or better yet, her!!
Eh she’s about 100 lbs overweight so she gets nothing. Wasn’t my choice, my other roommate already knew her so she moved in, and i saved the hassle of putting out ads for a roommate and interviewing a bunch of yahoos. But I regret it now.
Why, you wanna move in with me once she moves out with the dog?
dirty dirty Jane! . . . hahaha . . . i have a girl roommate too and can comfortably say that I will never have another guy roommate ever again! no . . not because of THAT . . . but because my place stays so CLEAN!
eh. i gave the girl a $50 rent reduction for keeping the bathroom clean. Easier than hiring a housecleaner.
It could be just her method of getting you to put your things away.
Similar to one of you original ideas of getting rid of the dog was the one used in the movie “Under the Rainbow.” Play fetch with the dog. “Accidentally” bounce the ball out an open window once the dog is excited about the game. Since it was an accident, you can’t be blamed for the dog’s stupidity. Luckily you are on the 13th floor?
No, they’re not my items that are all over the living room. it’s all her stuff. If the dog destroyed my stuff it’d be dead by now.
The fetch idea sounds good.
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Why not just leave a bag of chocolates out on “accident”? Since you said it already eats everything is site, wouldn’t be your fault.
well ive seen people kill lots of sled dogs up here in alaska
soo just put your fingers up to the dogs vein in its neck.
now slip the fingers deep into the muscle there…..and with a quik twist your problem will be solved, no muss no fuss,
and no proof.
Sounds like you get hit on more than helped, you guys quit playin around… Ok here goes,listenup. Do this first thing in the morning and make sure the sun is going to shine all day. Pour a tin of Copenhagen in a pint jar, add water to just over half full . Sit it outside, out of sight somewhere in the full sun all day and all night.(if you forget about it for a week doesn’t matter it’s all good) The next morning go get the jar. Put on your rubber dish gloves, strain and squeeze all the brown juice into the pan.,Carefully throw away the pulp. On the stove heat up the tobacco juice but do not boil it, it needs to simmer for along time continually stiring…what we are making is a thick syrup kind of like honey. Go buy some big fat Cod Liver Oil pills you need the gel kind that dissolve, take a big syringe and make one hole to draw out the Fish Oil,, then through the same hole inject your fresh doggy cough syrup. Wipe it clean and smear some cod liver oil on it, slip it inside a marshmallow and call the puppy over for his treat…Although,! I would suggest slippin the mut the mickey seconds before whatsherface takes the thing for a walk, you never know how big a mess there’s going to be when theshoechewer decides to shit-the-bed!!
OH! HEY! thought I might want to mention DON’T get the stuff on your skin..Throw away the pan,jar,gloves,syringe and the stir stick. half a tsp of the goo is enough to off the dog, her, you and your neighbor…an a horse, somewhere in Arizona…. So doen’t do sumpthin silly like get it on your hands an lick your fingers, pick yer nose or rub your eye… or you’ll be the one drolling before the elevator hits the ground floor,,…HEY!!….GOOD LUCK Mr.!!!
you are sick mofo’s man go get laid
Before all of the crank heads messed up getting chemicals at your local grocery store because they couldn’t stop doing meth, you used to be able to get “Draino Crystals”…
I know this works if you can find some leftover somewhere:
1. Take some raw hamburger - make a small patty.
2. Pour in a small amount of Draino Crystals.
3. Mold the patty around the Draino into a ball - leaving none of the crystals exposed. (you might want to wear rubber gloves)
4. Continue making a half a dozen or so of these Draino balls - being sure that they are small enough to be eaten by the dog in one gulp without them chewing them…
5. Make one or two plain hamburger balls.
6. Invite “Fluffy” over for a treat - and begin tossing the meatballs into the air (starting with the plain ones) so that they can have one last fun little game.
7. It shouldn’t take long and the dog may whimper a bit but eventually it will stop - put it in a trashbag and throw it in a dumpster.
Problem solved.
Hello i need help too, since i got pregnan i hate my husban dog she is old and and with alot of hair. my son want a litle dog but since we have to big ones we cant have it. i love the the other big dog he is clever and beautifull but i cant see the other one and she always wanst to be inside the house. i feel unhappy living like this and my litle baby is caming soon and i dont want that dog around. Actually the dog was from my mother in-love first and she gave to my husband. what can i do to kill her (the dog) with out nobody notice, or in case they take the dog to the vet?. please i need help. thanks alot .
Please people - no poison or pain! The poor dogs! Just bring the unwanted dogs to a good shelter, perhaps out-of-town, and tell them the dog must be euthanized (if old) or put up for adoption. Tell the spouse it ran away. There you go.
…ran away on the 13th floor? ah, I don’t think that will be believed…
Shut up Elanor. Don’t be such a crybaby pussy. Killing a dog is often the only solution.
we got both our dogs from ads in the local paper, so you may have some luck there. If the dog is always looking to come in the house, he must like to be around people, so you’d probably have some good luck with that. There also might be a shelter nearby that would take the dog in. Maybe it’s time to talk to your husband about how you really feel about this dog. He should understand, what with the baby coming and all. Better to be honest about the situation and come up with a joint solution then spend your time thinking of ways to off this dog (no judgement here). Just think that this is not just your problem, it’s the family’s problem. Good luck with it all.
Oh My Gosh, I totally hear you. My situation is worse than yours but pretty close. My DH dog is 15yrs old very needy brat Dal and she’s been pooping around/in the house. I had a baby early this year and she now is ready to crowl/walk around. Since the dog was pooping and peeing in the house over a year everyday, I had to kick the dog out to the garage a month ago since her condition got worse and I no longer can put up with it. She poops while she’s a sleep on her couch and laying down on it! She stunk the entire house but it seems like she has no control over it. She’s a very old, old and sad dog. I think she should be put down to asleep but it seems like my DH cannot do that. She has no quality of life. Her life is miserable and I have no idea why he cannot put her asleep. I feel very sorry for that dog. No one’s home during day and we come back from work but don’t spend much time with the dog since we’re caught up with daily chore’s, taking care of baby and etc. If that was my dog, she’ll be gone a long time ago. You have no idea how many times I thought about killing this dog or how much stress I got including during my pregnancy. That dog barked in the middle of the night so many nights while I was pregnant and I had lack of sleep for a long time.(Pregnant woman has lack of sleep no matter what and top of that, having a barking dog in the middle of the night, you can feel my pain, can’t you) I also worked full time. Oh I also have one more little child.It’s a nightmere. Anyways, that dog seems like dying lately and my DH wants to take her to the vet. My opinion is “It’s time! She doesn’t need a check up or blood work to find out if she’s sick or what. She just need to be put down!”
You say your dog is in the garage now? How about pouring a little antifreeze on the floor. Cats and dogs love the taste of antifreeze because it is sweet. they will lap it up even though it is extremely toxic and will poison them. I know this because my darling cat died a few years ago from licking antifreeze.
I am the biggest animal lover, but I hate hate hate my husband’s great dane. The thing is 11 years old - way past his date with death. I was wondering if anyone had any experience with poisoning a dog with chocolate. how much do you have to feed them to kill them, especially a dog this size?
Hi, my girlfriend has also got a dog that needs to be irradicated in a cruel and painful way. I like some of the sugestions on here but, if you cant kill the dog you could always just try winding it up all the time. This is quite dangerous depending on how agressive the dog in question is but extremely intrinsically rewarding as well.
give it a try!
my bfs the same wy his bitch of a dog bit me and hes to stuck up to kill her or anything.. so i think i might ” accidently ” back up over her a few times.
btw im also a DICK!! and i dont have a girlfriend anymore. oops. id advise u to start loving dogs. trust my experience
Haha yeah I’m a dog person too… I just couldn’t handle the mess!!!
antifreeze, You can also soak a sponge in bacongrease and when the dog swallows it it will expand in stomach and the bastard will starve to death. This method has been proven!!! Good luck
okay, I hate to come clean on such a public venue, but what the hell, you don’t know me, or will come knocking on my door…
We adopted a dog a few years ago from an ad in the local paper, she was supposed to be a corgi, but I think was too closely inbred or something. Didn’t look right and had temperment “issues”, which were only revealed to us after awhile at our house. We had another dog at the time, and she was okay after the initial trying to rip his face off.
Well, to make a very long story shorter, she was so alpha female, protected our house with a vengeance, bit anyone who dared to reach their hand down, unsuspectedly (thinking, what a cute little dog), and was just generally a bitch, but loved only me. Then, my son moved back in with wife and baby came later, with a new puppy following (like they needed that).
So, anyway, she became totally nuts with all this, and I feared for the baby. Never felt a great attachment to this dog, just was damaged goods from day one.
Last week, after having a major fight (which has NEVER happened before) with our other, very mellow lab/shepheard mix, we/I decided it was time for her to go. I called a shelter in the area, and one of these PETA types was speaking to me with disgust in his tone, like how could I just want to “get rid” of a dog, without spending hundreds on psych training…yeah, the world revolves around dogs, yadayadayada.
I researched it online (afraid that some dog police would surveil my seaches and find me), and came up with the best method for her to meet her maker…After a long discussion with my husband (we were having a very hard time coming to grips with actually being the killers and not cleaning giving that to the vet).
I covered a crate with plastic, coaxed her in with a nice chicken breast, hooked a hose to the exhaust of our car and taped the plastic around and waited. Took about 15-20 minutes total, but it was peaceful and with no pain. Then she had a proper burial in the back yard.
Sometimes, I feel bad about it, but I just think for her to be shuttled to a shelter to totally freak out and be stressed, and who would want this dog with her biting and craziness. This just seemed to be the most humane way to solve the problem.
go move i am doing it to my dog
You’re a piece of Nazi, psychopathic human feces, and feces like you always get what’s coming to them, one way or another, just like Hitler and his element. Unfortunately, there’s a lot of your kind of filth in the world still, and normal folks would like to fix that. So, why don’t you tell us your name and where your live, so we can have a little visit? Why boast anonymously? Hitler didn’t! We’ll bring our local Animal Control friends, and you can explain the “humaneness” of your solution to them….or don’t you have the guts to stand by your methods? Hitler didn’t, he put a bullet in his brain. See, cowardly animal torturers like you usually do your thing away from decent people, who would probably do you a bit of harm if they witnessed your sick behavior. Looking forward to meeting you.
You have no right to disrespect their decision! What are you, God? Have you been experienced what they’ve been experienced? It’s easy to say what you said! Can you feel their pain or even that dog’s unnecessary pain if the dog ended up in the shelter. You’re hypocrite! Yes there could be better way to handle it (or not) but we have no idea what they’ve been through. I hate the fact there’re those people who criticise(more like name calling, using such a hateful words and saying they’re talking for animals or animal lovers. I wonder what kind of people you guys are.) what they did w/o not knowing the real reason or feeling their pain. It’s their decision and we should not judge that. If they’re cruel people they would just throw that dead dog body in the trash can or someone elses yard!
Are you drawing a comparison between the Holocaust and dogs ?
lmao
It is only a dog! Get over it. I bet that you like animals more than people, from the tone of your message. Also, calling him a nazi both makes no sense- Nazi is a political party retard; and is a underhanded use of loaded terminology. Grow up.
Setay Mada, you are a moron!
I agree with some of the other people….you don’t know the dog or the people you are calling all kinds of stuff here.
I love my dog, and many other dogs I come in close contact with in a frequent basis….but also hate and have hated a good few. Unwanted, uncared for dogs are a pain to many and need to be “taken care of”.
Also, I would advice you to NEVER threaten people over the internet…..every computer has an IP….and they are ALL traceable. I truly doubt some dog lover agency out there is ever gonna blow taxpayer money tracing the geo-location of some guy who could not find a better way to end his unrequested problem….however, if you even had the brains or ability to trace the guys whereabouts…and decided to go pay him a visit, I bet the FBI would have a GREAT TIME WITH YOU!
With love,
another Nazi(as you call us).
by the way: I think you are a dumb a*s
with reference to the last comment….do you have a life?why have u rote an essay about a retarded dog that surely is the dog equivilent of you!i think it wudof been a beta use of ur time if you killed urself insted!
thank you please!
oh yeh i also hate women n especially women drivers!
if u feel the same then pledge ur support and speak up on this blog!
thank you kindly!
x
i wanna kill my dog hes a ugly cock…after i kill him i will send him to phil’s(^) house chopped in cubes…lol…kill urself phil
WOW It’s surprising how many people got so serious about this!
Well the peaceful ending was 2 months ago when I kindly asked her to move out and she did so in 15 days.
You know dogs love human treats right well slip it some chocolate not alot tho or it kills them just little to shut the fker up ya know? haha
have u ever tried having sex with ur dog?its not nice for the dog but its awesome for you!
oh yeh, eat shit cory!
i like to touch my bum with objects!
it is nice and tasty!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
i like to touch the fat people with ham on tuesdays!
penis
big flopy donkey dick
egg
The beastiality of humans!!!
I love dogs, hands down. To me, the worst dog is a thousand times better than a-holes like you and your shriveled-dick bloggers. If a dog pisses in your pigsty, it’s probably because you haven’t got up off your sadistic, fat, lazy, football watchin’, beer drinking ass and walked the poor animal so he wouldn’t HAVE TO pee on your probably already filthy floor. And the next time you criticize an animal for making a mess, look around you, a-hole: humans have killed this planet with their filth. If you aren’t responsible and mature enough to take proper care of a dog, then don’t have one, and don’t get a girlfriend who has one. You’ll be doing both a big favor.
man, Setay, got a little anger management problem? You might need to seek help on that one, boy, before you implode. If you love dogs so much, why are you doing searches on “how to kill a dog”? Ummmm, I wonder…
i like to use a penis enlarger
hey Setey!
u sound ded sexy!
can i show u wat my penis enlarger does?
i love carpet!
Horold da man!
x
Setay Mada…. whatever..
in that case we just fax you all those poor dogs so u can take care of them and protect them from those hitler -copycats….
within your care the dogs can live in a mature, non filthy enviroment far far away from all nazi’s…
i supose u will also take care other then just jewish dogs?
if u name them phil and horold u can also have sex with them. dont worry, love is all around….
So, why don’t you tell us your name and where your live, so we can have a little visit? (bring u the fax in person) Why boast a Setay Mada… whatever fckng name?
How To Kill A Dog? = How To shut up Setay Mada + local Animal Control friends?
you’re no angel ….
Facts dog lovers usually forget:
- dogs are filthy animals which certainly make household environment worse in terms of hygiene, and the amount of cleaning rarely meets the need.
- dogs bark, and many do it very loud. it bothers many people who live around, and the more dogs on the block, the noisier: one dog barks and the others follow. it is a twisted spatial environment, that behaviour is called for.
- it just takes a few dog enthusiasts to keep a lot of people from living in a dog free environment. not everyone likes them, and it often is hard to talk seriously about that to owners. As an example, I am allergic to dogs and my family don’t even keep up with a decent cleaning scheme.
- there are other much more suitable pets for today’s lifestyles, which can bear much more negligence and slack, in other words: low maintenance
to all dog owners, please don’t put your dog before your human companions. it wouldn’t take them a lot of guts to kill it, likely giving a painful death
Well said “I hate dogs”.
100 units of insulin (Regular or NPH)will get rid of the nasty little bastard…..On the up side there is no test will be able to tell how the dog died other than extrem low blood sugar.
P.S. I REALLY hate dogs but not as much as I do thier owners…………DIE
NPH? Neil Patrick Harris?
WOW, u guys are fucked! If your too fucking lazy to care for a dog then don’t get one. There are shelters out there to care for unwanted dogs although it isn’t the best lifestyle it can be done. How the hell can you just kill a living animal? Are you so fucking stupid that you don’t know that the animal doesn’t know what it’s doing wrong? Seriously now, if you had a kid that pissed on your floor or ruined something of yours are you going to find ways to kill it? If you are sooo fucked in the head that you can kill an animal, then you are retarded enough to do something even more stupid, like kill a person. This shit is common sense and I don’t want to hear no bullshit on how I shouldn’t judge someone’s fucked up opinion.
It is not “common sense”. Saying that it is common sense means that you have no argument. Who are you to spew out this kind of moral authority. By the way, It is a DOG. Get over it. Nature “kills” literally billions of animals each year. Is it “common sense” to judge nature as being evil. I don’t think so.
just stab the fuck out of its asshole with the very steak knife you just got done eating. then cook and eat the dog with it still alive. thats why i did to my mother in laws.
guys i say we all bind torture and kill this jake character. he’s not part of the solution so he’s part of the problem lol!
Most dogs aren’t 1/10th as stupid as their owners. They are the ones that truely get on my nerves. People that treat them as if they were human beings. Feeding them from the table, having full conversations with them as if they had an IQ of 135, dressing them up in little outfits. What the fuck! My brother is like that with his damn long hair dachshund(sp?). I want to knock the shit out of him sometimes (my brother). I have never understood how people can get so emotionaly attached to an animal. And yes I have had all kinds of animals, but I know their place in life and so do they, and its not at the dinner table. I find it very annoying when people spend hundreds of dollars on these animals and they themselves don’t have a pot to piss in! And then they get irritated when you don’t treat them with the same love and attention.
To get rid of a dog you can use the following:
ethylene glycol (yellow antifreeze)
theobromine (found in bakeing chocolate, cocoa, dark chocolat)
It isn’t a pleasant site to see but it does work. Happy Hunting!
to kill the dog you want to kill give it anti freeze it will look like an accident anti freeze posining happens to dogs and cats all the time and it is tasty to them eventually it will suffer seizures and other illness go into a coma and die and will look like it just had anti freeze posining nothing uncommon that is the way you kill it without notice